I'm not just retiring from the company. I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. Collect more such personal experiences from the retiree as you wish them for a great life after retirement. A change that is so great and worth sharing. Dazzle the retirement present with funny retirement one liners and leave behind lots of happiness.
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